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Feds Give In and Release Cattle Seized in Nevada Standoff
Sun Apr 13, 2014
In reply to: ginny-3235988 #1.11 First off, it's spelled "Destiny." Second, Manifest destiny doesn't exist anymore, in your words, IDIOT. The federal government has the right to seize land through eminent domain, but by the looks of it this land was already owned by the federal government (or a …
NRA 'Blackmail' Must Stop, Top Journal Says
Wed Mar 19, 2014
In reply to: JackMeho #1 Also pay no attention to the fact that the NRA is single handedly responsible for blocking sensible gun legislation like mandatory background checks because they're a bunch of murderers that believe that any hillbilly should be allowed to run around with a machine gun. …
Ex-Scouts Leaders Who Knocked Over Ancient Rock Get Probation
Wed Mar 19, 2014
In reply to: Senior Analyst #12 If you don't value our natural treasures then go ahead and knock over rocks like a scumbag. These scout leaders should've gone to jail for destroying that formation. The idiots swinging from arches should be prosecuted too, but I guess it's harder to track them d …
social media spread false reports of safe landing
Sat Mar 8, 2014
There's a special place in hell for the idiot who said that the flight landed in China. To give false hope to all those families that their loved ones might be safe and sound only to take it away from them is despicable.
GOP Members of Congress Slam Obama Response to Ukraine Crisis
Sun Mar 2, 2014
In reply to: DB Akron #218.2 Considering this Congress is the most pathetic in history and refuses to work with him, I don't blame him. Now if you'll take a gander at the Constitution, you know that little piece of paper that outlines the laws of this country, you'll see Obama is exercising powers t …
Capitol Police: No charges for Grimm
Fri Jan 31, 2014
JR, you must be death. He clearly said "If you ask me that again I will throw you off this f**king balcony." Has watching Fox News destroyed your brain cells so much that you can no longer hear anything negative coming out of a Republican's mouth? Democrat or Republican or Independent, or heck even …
Iconic LA sites, 200 schools on list of quake-vulnerable buildings
Sat Jan 25, 2014
How about we start by deporting the bigots like you? The country would be in a worse financial situation now if we deported the illegals since, oh I don't know, they support the local economy by buying stuff and are doing the jobs Americans are too lazy to do. Also, typing everything in bold letters …
Texas executes Mexican national despite opposition
Wed Jan 22, 2014
People are retarded: NOT ALL ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE LIKE THIS GUY RETARDS. The comments in this section disgust me. That being said, it took them long enough to execute this monster. And last I checked, American citizens overseas should know better than to break the laws of the country they're in. I …
US urges Syria rebels to attend peace talks
Thu Jan 16, 2014
You typed in all bold letters, you must be serious. If you read the article, the UN is sponsoring this and they are trying to urge peace. Syria has an operating government? The whole country is on the verge of collapse. And if you think the US is near civil war, you must be one of those gun nuts who …
Ohio killer executed with untested two-drug cocktail
Thu Jan 16, 2014
I hate the hippies that think it's horrible that a rapist/murderer should suffer while being executed. He raped and brutally murdered a pregnant woman, and they're worried about how he should die? The way he died seems too lenient: The monster should've been drawn and quartered, but apparently that' …
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